'Todays crisis is tomorrows joke.'
-H.G.Wells

'Someone who has never made a mistake, has never tried anything new.'
-Albert Einstein

'Howard Moon: The wind is my only friend...
The Wind: (whisper) i hate you!'
-The Mighty Boosh

'Are muffins just ugly cupcakes?'
-Brendon Urie

'(On about him being a vegetarian) Even as a junkie i stayed true- 'I shall have heroin, but I shan't have a hamburger.' What a sexy little paradox.'
-Russell Brand

'Ross: I honestly don't know if im hungry or horny.
Chandler: Then stay the heck outta my freezer.'
-Friends, series one

'Guys can fake it? Unbelievable! That was our thing!'
-Monica, Friends

'We're just one big family, and it's our god-forsaken right to be loved...'
-Jason Mraz 'Im Yours'

Things people have said to me & things ive said-

'(When asked why im a vegetarian)Oh of course not, It's not 'cus i love animals or anything. I just hate them damn plants!'
-Myself.

'One day we'll get in this car and drive anywhere & everywhere. And see everything & everyone... but first I need to learn to drive.'
-Maxxi.

'Your so stupid that somtimes the things you say are so out-there that they actually sound clever. I love that!'
-Naomi.

'Hey, that's cool, I don't mind looking terrible, cus I know I'm beautiful on the inside.'
-Jack. (Though he never looks terrible on the outside)

'We are all just shells of the same person. Deep down everyone wants the same three things, Love, Happiness & Good Health. No matter what they say it's true.'
-Myself.